I had a fan that emailed me asking to meet up, so I gave him my number and we texted a few times. I decided to pay him a visit, just for drinks, and headed to his hotel. I was a little early, but that was a good thing because he was fresh out of the shower, still with a towel wrapped around him. That didn't last long, though, because I was feeling around for my prize in no time. My new fuck buddy also bears a strong resemblance to a famous basketball player, don't ya think? Hmmm... his brother, maybe? I'll never tell...